Again, from the EFT file:

How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Well I am a libra and I think this is very funny..... If that is OK with you... I think:-)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shew*

I'm a scorpio - this is TOTALLY us.

Me too Ash - Nov. 18 here. When's yours?

Thanks but.....

OOOOOHHHHHHH, now you've done it I am sooooooo upset and I know you wo'nt understand what's happening for this is the Cancer in me (my acedant, the time I was born maybe ???? nobody knows for sure maybe it's Scorpio) that meets the Virgo in me september 12. (It's a secret)

Chin up says The Virgo, you can do it you áre a big girl and Cancer says, I need a therapist it's all tooo much and......this is not all, for along comes the Scorpio hovering in the background for I might also be this secretive.. .... who shares it only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.......

I am completely mixed up stressed by this post, but I am not going to tell anyone....... but luckely to bring order in this very complicted matter I hear firm steps approaching...... and here comes ......my hubby he is.....Taurus: ONE ! he say's and just "try" to convince him that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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May the stars***** lighten, brighten your path and For every sighn, a sweet song.

Pinky

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Wonderful Pinky

I had a good laugh. Now I am an Aries and had a laugh at mine too - which is of course tamed by the Libra in me which loves to keep the peace!!

Lots of love
Wendy

Ooh geez don't let my hubby see this one. I'm a Leo and our house is full of burnt out lightbulbs.... (he's an aquarius...LOL)

ROTFL!!!

Christina, mine is Nov. 21. I'm right ON the cusp of Scorpio and Sagittarius, but have a mix of Aries in there too somehow...lol now I'm going to have to make like a Cancer and call my astrological therapist so I can keep it all straight! hahahaha

lol,
I am a leo and I really don't do light bulb changes. I do however occasionally get my scorpio husband to change them.

I don't get it, why do we keep talking about a lightbulb ?(LOL, from a Pisces )

Hugs
Jen

I was going to change my burned out light bulb, but while I was calculating the error rate of it breaking in my hand my mind wandered...... and into the relm of energy and just how everything relates and IS energy.... I just QTed it instead! LOL, Virgo here Aquarius moon and rising. Good one Christina!

Certified Public Hugger, my birthday's Nov 18th too!! How about that? 365/1 odds I suppose...LOL