My friend breeds English bull terriers, which are like little 2 year old tanks on legs. One of her senior bullies was walking lame, so I held her leg for a while. As animals so often do, she moved into the position of her choice, and I was on her posterior superior iliac spines...alias hip bones. The next thing you know, she's doing the Elvis Presley swivel hips and realigning her axis. She was the highlight of the Labor Day party.

Joanne,

that was hilarious, good work